Brian

Brian, you've excelled to the spork list!

Congratulations...your summer is complete.

Now you've been put in here by my partner in crime, Ali for the following reasons

1.) You sent confusing signals.

2.) When asked, you gave a bullshit reason for why you don't want to pursue a relationship. She's not wild enough? What the hell is wrong with you?

3.) You've only ever hung out like, four times....erego, how do you know she's not wild? What is your definition of wild? Someone who will put out on the first date?

4.) When asked what you want to do (this is where your answer should be 'something wild') you never answer.

5.) When you do answer, it's a week too late.

"so i don't see where he can come off making that judgment when he hasn't taken the proper time to find that out... plus there's nothing in the city to get wild about... "

However, I've converted Ali to the dark side...which means she's going to join the rugby team.

Let's see who's wild now reject! She's got a revenge plan, and it involves plastic sporks!