An Introduction

Please go to www.crayonstastegood.blogspot.com and read the entry "In the Beginning...." found in the February archives.

This is the spork list.

Started as a way to get someone to shut up on a two week Canoe trip and still a running joke two years later, the spork list has evolved to encompass states, Probationary lists, and "The Unsporkables."

Only a complete act of Saintly virtue can get you on the "unsporkable" list. Any act deemed to lack social or mental tact on your part is cause to add you to the spork list.

Hurt a girl in our immediate circle and you may find the world famous plastic implement of death taped to your door.

Sort of like the black rose of the Mafia....only scarier...

You've been warned.