Burkholder

Mr. Burkholder....I don't believe we've met, however I know all about your fun little activities this weekend.

How you put a girl in an uncomfortable position, how you wouldn't listen to what she had to say, and how you produced much damage and mayhem in Sulivan Hall.

Now, Mr. Burkholder....it might be alright for YOU to get it on with multiple girls, even if you've already got a girlfriend, though you probably couldn't get a girlfriend to save your ass. It is, however, not right in some people's eyes for someone to sleep with another on the side of their steady fling.

You pressing the matter will not get you into her bed.

You placed this young woman in a compromising position. SHe's not a bitch like I am. I would have been pressing charges with public safety....I probably would have threatened you with my knife...but no...she's nicer than I am.

You were so drunk, you wouldn't even listen to your friends, and accused them of cockblocking when you were too drunk to realize, she didn't want anythign you had to offer.

Then, you got pissed cuz the message FINALLY got through your head and then you ripped a water fountain off the wall.

HOW DUMB ARE YOU?????

Well, I don't really care...your actions this week speak loud and clear and I don't think you should be permitted to pass on your stupidity to further generations...and so, without any further ado what-so-ever, I welcome you to the spork List......

my your days here be filled with fear and anticipation for the day of judgement.