New Additions to the ultimate list

Here are a few additions to the Spork List and the probationary list.

First the probationary list......

Eddie--- You are being put on probation for breaking up with Erin AT PROM. How dare you!?! Are you fucking retarded? That's absolutely ridiculous for you to break up with a girl simply because your dad told you to....You are only on this list because Erin begged it to be so...it is DEFINATELY against my better judgement....

However...she did give me fodder for the spork list.

Sporkable!

Eddie's Dad--- Eddie's Dad is actually the one responsible for landing Eddie on the probationary list. Eddie's Dad told Eddie to break up with Erin. Maybe not at Prom, but he did instigate the break up. And for a reason as foolish as that he doesn't like Erin's Dad....who's actually cool as hell. Eddie's Dad, have you read a little story by the title of Romeo and Juliet? Perhaps you should read old Billy Shakespeare's play and take it to heart....